Taking the Census

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Taking the Census

A Farce


By
ELIZABETH F. GUPTILL


Price 10 Cents


All Rights Reserved, Amateur Performance Permitted

265 West 36th Street, New York       14 W. Washington Street, Chicago

Copyright 1914 by Tullar-Meredith Co.

International Copyright Secured

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Mr. Cole, the Census Taker. Mrs. Almira Johnson, a “Cullud Lady.”

Alexander Johnson, her Young Son.

Mrs. Johnson’s home. Mrs. Johnson winding yarn which Alexander holds for her.

Mrs. J. Now yo’ jes’ stop yo’ wigglin’, Alexandah, caze yo’ got to hole dis yahn till yo’ mammy git it all winded up in a big ball fo’ to knit yo’ wintah stockin’s wiv. Keep it straight, now. No, don’t straitch is so! Jes’ hole it easy.

Alex. But mah ahms is tiahd, Mammy, an’ mah han’s ache.

Mrs. J. Dat don’ make a bit o’ diffunce. Yo’ hole dat ar yahn good. Does yo’ heah?

Alex. Caint I hole it bimeby, an’ res’ a while now, Mammy?

Mammy. No, yo’ caint! Yo’ jes’ want to git out an’ play baseball wiv dem no-count white chilluns. I don’ want yo’ should ’sociate wiv sech trash. Sit up, does yo’ heah?

Alex. Yaas, but——

Mrs. J. (Getting a switch from the corner.) Alexandah Xerxes Napoleon Washin’ton Johnsing, does yo’ see dat switch?

Alex. I’m a-holdin’ it, Mammy. I’m a-holdin’ it good.

Mammy. Yo’ jes keep on a-holdin’ it good, an’ don’ yo’ fuss no moah. (A loud rap is heard.) Mah goodness, who dat? (She walks to door, still winding yarn, and opens it.)

Mr. C. Good afternoon, Madam.

Mrs. J. Good aftahnoon, sah. Will yo’ walk in?

Mr. C. Thank you, I will. I have here the census report blanks and I am taking the census.

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Mrs. J. We-all hasn’t no moah senses dan we needs, ouah selves, sah, an’ we don’ p’etend dat we has.

Mr. C. I mean I am taking the vital statistics, Madam.

Mrs. J. Vital stickses! Yo’ caint steal no wood here, an’ yo’ caint puffo’m no suhgicla-opahrations, needah. My vitals is inside o’ me, an’ dare dey am a-gwine to merain. Does yo’ heah? We-all don’ need no suhgeons, ’tall. No, yo’ needn’t stayah at dat boy. Yo’ caint speriment wiv his insides.

Mr. C. But I am not a surgeon, Madam. I am the census man.

Mrs. J. Yo’ suttinly am a senseless man, but don’ try any capers heah, fo’ mah eyes is on yo’, an’ de carbin’ knife am mighty handy. Alexandah, yo’ drap dat yahn, and go find a p’licemans. Tell him we-all has got a luniac heah. Hump yo’se’f, now, whilst I watch him. (Exit Alex.)

Mr. C. (Calling.) Come back here, boy. It’s all right.

Mrs. J. (Calling.) Go ’long dare, yo’ heah me? (To Mr. C.) Now yo’ sit down an’ keep still, an’ dar shan’t nuffin huht yo’. But don’ yo’ come a ’step nighah.

Mr. C. I assure you, Madam, you are mistaken. I only want to ask a few questions, and write down your answers.

Mrs. J. Dat’s all right. Might as well ’muse yo’se’f dat way as any odah. What yo’ tink yo’ wan’ to know?

Mr. C. (Opening book.) What is your husband’s name?

Mrs. J. Gawge Washin’ton Pompey Caesar Johnsing.

Mr. C. Born?

Mrs. J. Co’se he war bohn! Yo’ don’ t’ink he growed on a melon vine, does yer?

Mr. C. I mean, where and when was he born?

Mrs. J. In his daddy’s cabin, in watermillion time.

Mr. C. Where was his daddy’s cabin?

Mrs. J. In de quahtahs, on ole Massa Johnsing’s place, down in Souf Ca’liny.

Mr. C. Before the war?

Mrs. J. Shuah. De yeah dey took Fort Sumter. I disremembah de numbah.

Mr. C. ’61. What is his occupation?

Mrs. J. Why I isn’t quite shuah, not to be sartin, sah. I t’ink he’s a bandmastah, but he may be jus’ a coalheavah.

Mr. C. But they are not at all alike. Where does he work?

Mrs. J. Dat’s jes’ it, sah. Ef I knowed dat, I’d know what he done be doin’.

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Mr. C. But doesn’t he ever say?

Mrs. J. He nebah has, sah, not one bressed wohd, dough I’m a savin’ up to go to a mid-dle-um some day, and den I know.

Mr. C. A middle-um?

Mrs. J. Jes’ so. One ob dese yer hoodoo womans what conjer an call up de ha’nts to speak to dare folkses.

Mr. C. Oh, a medium! Then your husband is dead?

Mrs. J. He am dat.

Mr. C. How long?

Mrs. J. ’Bout fibe foot eight, sah.

Mr. C. I mean, how long has he been dead?

Mrs. J. Las’ wintah, sah, jes’ arter Chris’mus.

(Enter Alexander, alone. He has been running.)

Alex. De p’licemans say dat it all right, Mammy. De gubmint sent him, an’ yo’ mus’ answer what he ax yo’ to.

Mrs. J. He’s drefful ’quis’tive, but if de Pres’dint send him, we-all mus’ put up wiv him, I spec’.

Mr. C. What is your name?

Mrs. J. Missus Johnsing, ob co’se.

Mr. C. What was your maiden name? (She looks puzzled.) I mean, before you were married.

Mrs. J. Oh, I war Miss Birdie Apple-Blossom. I war de bell ob de ball when I war a gal.

Mr. C. And where were you born?

Mrs. J. In de no’f, sah, in Philadelphy, de yeah Mars Aberaham Lincum made de darkies free. Dat nex’ summah, sah.

Mr. C. What is your occupation?

Mrs. J. Ise a laundry lady, sah——a do-uppah. I does up de ladies’ fine t’ings——laces, and lingry and sech.

Mr. C. How many children?

Mrs. J. ’Leben, sah. Dars Gawge Washin’ton Pompey Caesah, named fo’ his daddy——he’s daid; an’ dars Celia Agnes Rosabelle, she am mah’ied, an’ libes in Virginny. Den dar am Thucydides Plato an’ Aristides Pluto, de twins. Dey wo’k in a bah-bah shop in Newark, an’ Thomas Jefferson Jackson, he am a bell boy in a hotel in Washin’ton, an’ Lily Pearl Beryl, she am a lady’s maid, an’ trabels obah lan’ an’ sea in an ottah mower beely—one ob dem ar debble wagons, yo’ know. Less see, dat am how many?

Mr. C. Six.

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Mrs. J. Nex’ am de triplets, Pollyanna, Susieanna and Roxieanna, dey am at school jes’ now, an’ Birdena Philopena Maud, she am at school, too, an’ dis yere pickaninny Alexandah Xerxes Napoleon Washin’ton, who am at hum, caze he been a habin’ de measles, an’ I don’ wan’ him to study ontwell Ise shuah his eyes are strong ’nuff. Teachahs am drefful hahd on chillun’s eyes. Now don’ yo’ go a-axin’ how old all dem chillunses is, caze I dunno.

Mr. C. Have you any property?

Mrs. J. Is yo’ all a tax-c’lectah?

Mr. C. No.

Mrs. J. Den it’s none ob yo’ bus’ness, an’ Ise tiah’d ob ans’in’ yo’ foolish questions so yo’ c’n jes’ take yo’ foot in yo’ han’ and go ’long.

Mr. C. But my dear—

Mrs. J. Don’ yo’ try to flirt wid me, you pasty-faced white man.

Mr. C. I have no such intentions, but—

Mrs. J. Den yo’ was in earnest when yo’ called me yo’ deah? Yo’ a-huntin’ fo’ a wife?

Mr. C. No indeed, madam.

Mrs. J. Yo’ mahied?

Mr. C. No, but—

Mrs. J. Den it all right, deah. I axcep’ yo’! Yo’ is shuah a fine lookin’ man, an’ Ise proud to be yo’ wife.

Mr. C. But my dear madam—

Mrs. J. Dat’s so, Ise yo’ deah, an’ yo’s mah honey. Let me hug yo’ once.

Mr. C. (Rising precipitately.) I must be going.

Mrs. J. Don’ yo’ hurry, honey boy. I wants ter ax yo’ some questions now. I’ll sit in yo’ lap while I does it.

Mr. C. (Going hastily out.) Excuse me, I see some one I must speak to.

Mrs. J. (Laughing heartily.) Ha, ha, ha! Did yo’ see me get rid ob dat fella wid his fool questions, Alexandah? Ho, ho, ho! As if I’d take a washed out white man in yo’ deah daddy’s shoes. Ho, ho, ho! He t’ought I was a-gwine ter kiss him! Run give him his book, sonny; he clean furgot it. Ho, ho, ho! Dat’s de way to get rid ob de Senses mans! He done made tracks libely when he t’ought I want him. Dat’s de besses joke dis yeah. I mus’ go tell Ca’liny Jackson, fo’ he gets to her house a-axin’ questions an’ peekin’ into her pribate ’fairs. Ho, ho, ho! But dat war a good one on de Senses man! (Goes out, laughing.)

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By Elizabeth F. Guptill

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PART II. Which represents the last day at the school, when the proud parents are present to listen to the final examination of the class by the Supervisor and enjoy the program which is rendered by the pupils. Part II. offers an opportunity for about 60 minutes of the finest fun possible.

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The New Teacher at Mud Hollow School. Being Part I. of THE SCHOOL AT MUD HOLLOW. 6 Males and 14 Females. Time about 1 hour. Price 25 cents.

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Two mysterious pieces of paper fall into the hands of the children, one being found by the BOYS and one by the GIRLS. The meaning of the inscription on each remains a mystery until it is discerned that by placing the papers together they have the message that the “Old Witch” of the North has captured “Santa” and holds him in an ice prison at the North Pole. Of course there could be no “Merry Christmas” without their “patron saint”, so guided by the “Fairy Godmother” they start for the North Pole to rescue him. The “Old Witch” endeavors to block the rescuers’ way by the assistance of “Old Zero” and the “Snow Fairies” but when they learn that the snow drifts they are piling up are to aid in keeping “Santa” from his usual Christmas activities they get the “Sunbeam Fairies” to come to their aid and melt the snow, while they bind with a frozen cord the “Old Witch,” who is found indulging in a nap which she takes only once every hundred years. With the “Old Witch” powerless and in their control the Rescue of Santa is an easy matter.

Tho’ belated somewhat by his enforced stay at the North Pole, the children are glad to become his “aides” in spreading a “Merry Christmas” through all the world. This is a very clever plot, well worked out, and will make a decided hit for the Christmas season. 4 Boys and 5 Girls with any number of Fairies. Time about 1 hour. Price 25 cents.

Taking the Census. Mr. Cole, the Census Taker, has a funny experience in an attempt to gather the facts required by the government from Mrs. Almira Johnson, a “cullud lady,” and her young son Alexander. Three characters only. Time about 10 minutes. Price 10 cents.

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The Twins and How They Entertained the New Minister. They have a delightful time telling family secrets to the “New Minister,” who has called for the first time. They explain the necessity of seeing their mother to find out from her if she is “In,” for so often she is “Out” when she is “In” and “In” when she is “Out.” 2 Males and 1 Female. Time about 15 minutes. Price 10 cents.

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